Thursday, September 28, 2006
Sweet, Delicious Grapes
As I'm sure you all know by now, Heckasac (aka Sacramento's Own The Sacramento Peach) once again took SN&R's prize for top local blog, despite the fact that she's a Canadian citizen and is thus technically ineligible. The folks at SacRag took second place, and the bronze medal went to Mark Williams' radio blog (a blog for neo-conservatice fascist douchebags? Now I've heard everything!).
I know what you're all thinking...The Barnesyard - a close fourth place, right? Actually, I got a little inside dirt from my sources at the News and Review regarding the tabulations. It seems a little dubious, so I'll have to go back and doublecheck the info, but apparently The Barnesyard received slightly fewer votes than just mashing your palms into the keyboard and entering the results into an address bar. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, The Barnesyard was actually beaten by any random series of numbers, letters, and symbols that could be typed into a search engine. 5eye7u6j6reyegf(*ujaohff - that got more votes than I did. Ditto 48u4uhf4u98h4hp9h89p4wfhpq and lsjkdffasd;ljkfasd;jklf. Ouch.
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Hey Jesse, did you hear that Terrell Owens tried to commit suicide? What's that about? Seriously, what's that about?
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I'm knee-deep in Almodovar at the moment (I watched 4 in the past couple of days, with 4 more to go), but I'll trickle out a few Barnesyard-only pieces here and there. I'll have my weekly box office predictions up sometime this morning.
I know what you're all thinking...The Barnesyard - a close fourth place, right? Actually, I got a little inside dirt from my sources at the News and Review regarding the tabulations. It seems a little dubious, so I'll have to go back and doublecheck the info, but apparently The Barnesyard received slightly fewer votes than just mashing your palms into the keyboard and entering the results into an address bar. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, The Barnesyard was actually beaten by any random series of numbers, letters, and symbols that could be typed into a search engine. 5eye7u6j6reyegf(*ujaohff - that got more votes than I did. Ditto 48u4uhf4u98h4hp9h89p4wfhpq and lsjkdffasd;ljkfasd;jklf. Ouch.
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Hey Jesse, did you hear that Terrell Owens tried to commit suicide? What's that about? Seriously, what's that about?
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I'm knee-deep in Almodovar at the moment (I watched 4 in the past couple of days, with 4 more to go), but I'll trickle out a few Barnesyard-only pieces here and there. I'll have my weekly box office predictions up sometime this morning.
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wouldn't you be disqualified for the award anyway, being that you're on the Sn&r's payroll?
I don't get sacrag. Their humor -- snark they call it -- always falls flat for me. In fact, they only have one blogger worth reading, namely, FauxPaws, and she rarely posts.
I don't get sacrag. Their humor -- snark they call it -- always falls flat for me. In fact, they only have one blogger worth reading, namely, FauxPaws, and she rarely posts.
# posted by 
: 1:03 AM
: 1:03 AM
yeah i tried my best to pull a florida 2000 on your behalf. up for watching some raider football this weekend?
Dear Barnesyard,
Breckin Meyer will not be revising his role as "Jon" in the third installment of the "Garfield" movies, "Garfield Lives!". However, both Steve Buscemi and Steve Guttenberg have expressed interest in the part. Who gets your vote?
Sincerely,
Powerful Hollywood Casting Agent
Breckin Meyer will not be revising his role as "Jon" in the third installment of the "Garfield" movies, "Garfield Lives!". However, both Steve Buscemi and Steve Guttenberg have expressed interest in the part. Who gets your vote?
Sincerely,
Powerful Hollywood Casting Agent
# posted by : 10:05 AM
: 10:05 AM
Dear Powerful Hollywood Casting Agent,
Everybody knows that Judge Reinhold is the man to beat for the role.
-biz
Everybody knows that Judge Reinhold is the man to beat for the role.
-biz
# posted by : 10:41 AM
: 10:41 AM
I don't see how the "Garfield" franchise can even move forth without Breckin Meyer...he was the heart and soul of those films. That would be like making a Rocky movie without Stallone. If they must make a third "Garfield" film, may I suggest Bill Murray's brother John, who you may recall from the 1985 comedy "Moving Violations". I checked IMDB, and he doesn't have a single credit since he played Bill's brother in "Scrooged".
Dear biz and barnesyard,
We in Hollywood appreciate your suggestions. Murray (check) and Reinholt (check). We would be happy to hear any suggestions for the casting of "Beetle Baily: The Movie".
Thank you,
Hollywood, California
We in Hollywood appreciate your suggestions. Murray (check) and Reinholt (check). We would be happy to hear any suggestions for the casting of "Beetle Baily: The Movie".
Thank you,
Hollywood, California
# posted by : 11:17 AM
: 11:17 AM
I think Topher Grace is the obvious Beetle. And of course Adam Goldberg should play Plato.
gbomb
gbomb
# posted by : 2:49 PM
: 2:49 PM
Louis Anderson as Sarge. Sarah Silverman as the lesbian secretary Private Blips. Hillary Duff as Miss Buxley. Dave Chapel as Lieutenant Jack Flap. Either Murray as Gen. Halftrack. Or Bill M. as Halftrack, and Brian Doyle M. as the shrink.
# posted by : 3:05 PM
: 3:05 PM
T.O. did not try to commit suicide....you and the rest of the media hounds need to get off his back....why would his publicist lie about something like that? Are we to believe that a professional athlete of Owens' impeccable character is involved in some kind of coverup? Preposterous....I think the cops and the media owe him and his publicist a major apology....by the way, did you hear that I'm still ahead in the football pool?
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